Malas..

Xavie called me 10ish-11 to ask if i wanted to yumcha. She bugged me on the phone for abit then i told her i'd call her after dinner.

Dinner ended at 11.58pm, when I called her.

"MmmHh"
"VievieEeeE. Where are you"
"At home watching tv.. So malas"
"I just finished dinner, wanna yumcha"
"Nrghhh. So malas la.."
"Get ready we come pick you up and go near your place"
"Nrghhh.. Malas laa.. aiya anything lah"
"okay okay faster, want or dont want"
"MALAAAASSSSS"
"FINE"
"Mmrhhh"
*click*

Freaky lazy ballz!
*SIGHT!

Okay, I'm addicted to Blogthings. I sat for a quizz called "What Mythological Creature Are You?" and this was the end result...What a coincidence since I'm a Sagittarian and my symbol is a Centaur...except the Sagittarian Centaur has a bow and arrow whereas this Centaur is holding a spear. But whatever it is... Sagittarians Rock!!!!!

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

p/s Sagittarians are cool too. hahahahha

Counting In English - Japanese Game Show

I just couldn't stop laughing when I watched this video. It's soooo fucking funny! It's taken from a Japanese game show. I think the show is called "Don't Laugh".

I was so bored today, so I decided to browse http://www.blogthings.com to check it out. The following are the results of my boredom. I seriously need help because I may be a danger to the society:

Your Mind is NC-17 Rated

You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

You Date Like a Man

According to studies on dating, you date like a man. You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time. Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you. And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while). You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it. You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting!

Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

Yes, Steph, you are right... I can be a little man-ly sometimes... sigh...

I miss The Gang!

It's been a while since The Gang were out partying together. Everytime when I have the opportunity to party, there's always 1 member of The Gang missing. This month, it's my turn to go M.I.A. on The Gang. For those of you who have NO idea who or what The Gang is, it consists of 4 very different individuals with very different cultural/ethnic backgrounds, and very different carrier paths: Stephanie, Alvin, Willy, and me...









Happy times.....

• Stephanie Fang is Chinese. Born and bred in KL. Has just completed her studies and is waiting for graduation. She plans to take up PR and is currently a model for a well known agency. She likes to suck on my big toe and thinks I'm the coolest person in the world. She has a shrine in her room dedicated to me. Apparently I'm the next big thing to Aphrodite (that's what she said).

• Willy Wilson is what I love to call a Chin-Do..he's an Indonesian Chinese. Born and bred there and came to KL to continue his studies and is currently a really cool journalist/writer for a very well known lifestyle magazine. He was a very nice and sweet guy until he met us, and so it began..the total conversion of a sweet thing to a ferocious party animal and fellow martini drinker.

• Alvin Alfonso (or Pulga) is a Philipino Canadian. It's quite a long story on how he landed the Channel [V] gig...so I'll just cut it short and say that he is now a VJ and we are proud of him. He is the craziest, strongest and loudest of the bunch (but I must say that I think Willy has the loudest laugh though). And he knows that I'm waayyyyyy cooler than him...hahahahaha.
  
  
  
  
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Anyways, I have to say, I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!! And I CAN'T WAIT TO PARTY WITH YOU CRAZY PERVERTS AGAIN!!!!! AND THANKS STEPH FOR PARTICIPATING IN MY BLOG!!!!! AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL END OF JANUARY WHEN I CAN PARTY AGAIN!!!!! AND I NEED TO GO SHOPPING!!!!!

Then again...

It's always nicer to hog someone else's page.

MUAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!!! RARR RARRR RARRRRRR! BOoBoo shimmy shimmy whimple dimple simple tinkle. GRoWL SchMowl. Xavy Mavy. Donkey. AAAAAHAAHAHAHA it rhymes.

This is fun.

Im really bored. Waiting for Johan and C-man to scoop me always permits ample free time.

At least theyre predictable. Xavie's scoop timing is unpredictable. One minute she says "OI WAKE UP I'M COMING TO GET YOU FOR LUNCH GET READY IN 20 MINUTES!"

5 minutes later ...

"YO I'M OUTSIDE!"

grr.

parts of this story may be exaggerated. most likely actually. just the timing bit la. i dont remember really how many minutes. okla she's pretty punctual la. whatever.

My sweet introduction..

Hello foreigners,

Another new day, another new blog. Although I am not Xavie, somehow, i get to write here. Meaning I get to write on behalf of her, meaning I control her brain, meaning I am great. It's okay, I won't hog this page too much as i have MY OWN.

Xavie is the MAN! WOoHOOoOOo! Oooh YEah!

Synchronized Sleeping

What is synchronized sleeping, you ask? It's the hottest sport in town. And you don't have to work a single muscle at all. You just got to try it. But first, you must have at least 1 partner. And, it isn't that easy as you must be connected to your partner, body and soul.....

Sober

Hello Hello!! I'm so bored and so surprisingly sober! Look at the time!! Its 4 something in the morning and I'm still wide awake and.....SOBER!! My partying life will kick-off by the end of this month....it's just a matter of days away...and then the torture will be over.

Oh Stout, it's been a long time since I revel in your frothy-ness

I've not been drinking Stout for so long that I somehow forgot its taste. How can that be? I should be ashamed of myself! I know the Gang is still waiting for me to snap out of this insanity. Hold on, my darlings, in a coupla days, you'll get the old Xavy back. I promise! HAHAHA. And I'll end up like Willy during one of our clubbing nights:

Or most probably dance the night away. And normally when you're REALLY smashed, you tend to lose your sense of malu-ness and start doing some weird stunts on the dancefloor which can in fact ruin your reputation like this:

Spot this guy at a friend's party @ Nouvo. Hilarious!

But what I fear most is to get so so so so so drunk that I start stripping and wear nothing but my whacky looking undies like this:

But the worst part is, I might start grabbing people at places I dare not grab before....

The night will end with me going home, and licking my own wounds (embarassed by the fact that I actually made a fool of myself the whole night)....

Ode to my disco ball worshipping comrades

After (regretfully) vowing to myself and to everyone that I won't be partying for the month of January, I felt a sudden urge to drop everything and head to the nearest club to get my groove on. But thanks to my strong sense of perseverence, I managed to hold myself back. It's time to discipline this party animal inside of me. This video itself does not help but what the heck. I love this song to death!!!!!

The 25th Birthday

The night has just begun and Abel & I were looking forward to our drinks

I wasn't quite excited by the fact that I was going to turn 25 in Dec 2006. Like, hello? 25 = Quarter of a Century. A CENTURY!! The only thing I was excited about the birthday bash was...you guessed it right...the partying. Everyone was there for a single objective in mind...which is to get me wasted. I was so scared that I almost felt like canceling the birthday altogether. But being the Queen I am deep inside, I mustn't disappoint my fellow subjects. And they managed to reach their goal alright. I was so wasted. But I immediately sobered up when we realized we lost Abel and found him outside Zouk. He was so drunk, Daniel had to carry him all the way to the car...and on the way, he managed to puke on Dan's shirt. hahahahaha.

The Gang: Me, Stephanie & Willy (Alvey missing. The bugger was in S'pore for Zoukout)

As usual, being the Drama Queen and all that, I decided to humor myself (and those around me) by wearing a crown as a symbol of my greatness.

December Babies: Yours Truly & Jay the Man

Things got a little out of hand the moment Jay arrived because he grabbed me right away and we were heading to the bar when a thought hit me, Oh shit! He's gonna get me drunk just like the others! God, no!. But it was too late because the next thing I knew, I was downing what seemed to be like a million shots of something (couldnt recall). Just when I thought the torture was over, and as I walked back to our table, someone grabbed me by the arm and started dragging me to othe bar again... and so... my night was basically me being walking back to our table to be dragged again to the bar.. over..and..over..again.

It was when I took this picture did I realize "Something must be wrong. Is it me or the camera?"

And it only grew worse as the night began to heat up (not only with body heat but because of the amount of shots consumed.....in this case, tequilla totally killed the b'day girl). We didnt even hit the dance floor because everyone joined in the mission of getting intoxicated with alcohol. After that night, I vowed NEVER to celebrate my birthday again...and NEVER succumb to the lures of alcohol...although, I must say, we were drinking again few days after that.

The night ended with Daniel stealing the title as The Strongest Queen (he carried Abel all the way to the car)