Milo Madness

Who can ever forget the young rebel in Gilmore Girls who grew up into a very fine character in Heroes? I for one didn't. I would like to present this year's sexiest rising star (and my latest obsession): Milo Ventimiglia. How can you ever forget that frown and the voice...oh the voice...I must say, no matter what role he's playing, he still exudes sexiness. So girls (or guys)...eat you hearts out:

Children

Charmaine sent me this clip. It touched me in so many ways and reminded me immediately of this song "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin (Motley Crue did a remake of this song. So did Guns N Roses) and part of the lyric went like this:

"A child just arrived the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learnt to walk when I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say,"I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be like you."

OH SIGHT.

Today, I am so sad. I think my friend Steph is the coolest, SMARTEST person I have ever met. She is just so smart. I think she is so smart. Her intelligence is... so smart. *sob* Oh how I wish I could be just like her. I am but a fool. A fool. Fool schmool. Cool drool. Stool wool.

Today, I wet my pants. Actually, I knew I had to go to the toilet. But it was too far and I was tired. At least something fun happened today. I miss my smart, cool, black haired friend Steph.

tee hee hee..

Reply from Xavy:

Oh Steph, you must be bored to death that you decided to write about yourself. It's okay, you know...you can tell me your secret....ah, nevermind...dont have to tell..I already know. You have a split personality, right? It's okay.. we are here for you...

How to de-stress

Take it from me. I'm an expert in de-stressing.

1. Punch anyone who happens to be in your way.
2. Set people's car on fire.
3. Scream on top of your lungs especially when you are in a crowded area.
4. Snip off all your hair.
5. Shave your eyebrows.
6. Bite people.
7. Bark like a dog with your head out your car window.
8. Drive in reverse all the way home from the office.
9. Drive through tolls without paying anything.
10. Call every single person in your phonebook and scream at them.
11. Shit on your annoying neighbour's car.
12. Push kids off their swings.
13. Make prank calls.

*Note: This is meant to be a joke. If you're dumb enough to do the abovementioned things, you aren't human but an ass.

Anyways, life is a bitch. Everyone is bitchy in their own way. I want to knock the bitchiness out of every one of you. I want to beat the daylights out of every single person whose sole mission is to make my life miserable. Yes..If you happen to read this, I hate you. Fuck you. Go suck on your mama's tits, you goat fucker.