Tis a season to be jolly!

Oh my it's been a while since I updated my blog. I was caught up with things and I must say there's been a lot of changes in my life this year:

1. Alvin moved to Hong Kong (Channel V relocated it's production office to HK)

2. Willy moved to Shanghai

3. Steph moved to Shah Alam

4. Steph got a new job. Her office is now just 10-15 mins away from mine

5. I got a new job too

6. I moved to a new home in KL

7. Mom moved to a new apartment

8. Steph and Mike are a couple

Last but not least, I fell head over heels in love :). He makes me smile, cry, laugh, moan, groan, sulk, giggle.

Bumper Stickers

Yes, I'm a Facebook junkie. Damn that site! It sucks you in like a black hole. Anyways, there's an application on Facebook called Bumper Stickers. There's lots of insanely crazy thumbnail-sized pictures featured. I would like to share a few of those I find so amusing. Here goes:

Milo Madness

Who can ever forget the young rebel in Gilmore Girls who grew up into a very fine character in Heroes? I for one didn't. I would like to present this year's sexiest rising star (and my latest obsession): Milo Ventimiglia. How can you ever forget that frown and the voice...oh the voice...I must say, no matter what role he's playing, he still exudes sexiness. So girls (or guys)...eat you hearts out:

Children

Charmaine sent me this clip. It touched me in so many ways and reminded me immediately of this song "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin (Motley Crue did a remake of this song. So did Guns N Roses) and part of the lyric went like this:

"A child just arrived the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learnt to walk when I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say,"I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be like you."

OH SIGHT.

Today, I am so sad. I think my friend Steph is the coolest, SMARTEST person I have ever met. She is just so smart. I think she is so smart. Her intelligence is... so smart. *sob* Oh how I wish I could be just like her. I am but a fool. A fool. Fool schmool. Cool drool. Stool wool.

Today, I wet my pants. Actually, I knew I had to go to the toilet. But it was too far and I was tired. At least something fun happened today. I miss my smart, cool, black haired friend Steph.

tee hee hee..

Reply from Xavy:

Oh Steph, you must be bored to death that you decided to write about yourself. It's okay, you know...you can tell me your secret....ah, nevermind...dont have to tell..I already know. You have a split personality, right? It's okay.. we are here for you...

How to de-stress

Take it from me. I'm an expert in de-stressing.

1. Punch anyone who happens to be in your way.
2. Set people's car on fire.
3. Scream on top of your lungs especially when you are in a crowded area.
4. Snip off all your hair.
5. Shave your eyebrows.
6. Bite people.
7. Bark like a dog with your head out your car window.
8. Drive in reverse all the way home from the office.
9. Drive through tolls without paying anything.
10. Call every single person in your phonebook and scream at them.
11. Shit on your annoying neighbour's car.
12. Push kids off their swings.
13. Make prank calls.

*Note: This is meant to be a joke. If you're dumb enough to do the abovementioned things, you aren't human but an ass.

Anyways, life is a bitch. Everyone is bitchy in their own way. I want to knock the bitchiness out of every one of you. I want to beat the daylights out of every single person whose sole mission is to make my life miserable. Yes..If you happen to read this, I hate you. Fuck you. Go suck on your mama's tits, you goat fucker.

Updates on my totally adventurous life

Wanna know what the fuck has been happening this few months? Here...let me list down all the fucking things I've been fucking doing so you guys can fucking check it out and see that my life is so fucking cool. FUCK! I'M COOL!! (Note...it is not put in proper order...too lazy to do it as my life in itself is unorganized)

1. Charmaine's awesome 'Mad Hatter' birthday bash at 7ate9. I went as a pirate (because pirates wear hats, you dumbass). Steph wore a cowboy hat. Leo got a tophat. Abel wore a cap. Charmaine the bday girl had on a fucking awesome sunhat. Willy wore a berret (is that how u fucking spell it?). Outcome: Birthday girl got smashed. She was so red and so drunk. I was delighted.




2. Jon and Lin came to KL for a break. We went partying at the usual watering hole: Velvet Underground. Firstly, they mixed up our table reservations. Because there was gonna be 11 of us, I asked Jay to reserve a big table by the dancefloor. Outcome: Fucking small table. only 2 fucking chairs. (but its ok coz at least we had a table. Thanks Jay). Got smashed (as usual). Alvin and Jon ended up on the dancefloor with us 3 girls (me, lin, charmaine). Jon had to go home early. Alvin followed Jon back. Byron came late. I wore bright red lipstick and ended up kissing Lin which ended up with me smudging my lipstick all over my face and hers. I made 2 guys kiss (do not want to disclose their names). On the way back to the car, according to Byron, I kept spanking Lin's ass. Charmaine had to drive because I was useless. I called Steph and was raving about some "Cobra God". Charmaine recorded the conversation. Life starts spiraling downwards after that episode. I am now the "Cobra God" girl.
   


3. Steph bought a pair of pink ladybug slippers for me from HAAAA-noi.



4. I am slowly improving my pool playing skills



5. I have managed to dramatically cut down on my alcohol intake



6. I have managed to gain weight and now am officially an ELEPHANT
   


7. Went to Good Charlotte's concert with Christine, Renai, and Nicholas. Nic got us the tickets. I am eternally grateful to him. Being an avid rock ago-go-er...this was my first ever rock concert. How pathetic is that?








8. Started playing Wii...thanks to Steph and Leo. It's so much fun. I've added Wii into my list of "Things I MUST buy before I spend all my salary on alcohol".



9. I ordered the lousiest wine on planet earth. It was so sour that every sip makes you cringe. Steph had to help me finish the bottle. nyeh nyeh nyeh



10. Almost drove into a divider because I was soooo sleepy.



11. Ran over a huge-ass snake. I think it survived the ordeal. I somehow almost punished myself for almost killing an innocent pedastrian (the snake).



12. Went for my FIRST EVER EARTH WIND AND FIRE concert. First time watching them LIVE. I love Earth Wind and Fire and I dont fucking care if you guys hate them.



13. MIKA. Mika changed my life in so many ways. He's a cross between Mick Jagger, Freddie Mercury, and anorexia.



14. Finally watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Movie was great. I'm still in love with Johnny Depp ever since his 21 Jump Street days. Johnny, if you're reading this, I love you.



15. Been playing badminton almost every Thursday. Not so much into squash these days. But still... I suck. I suck so bad. boo hoo me.



16. Mom's birthday. It was one hell of a drama getting the right restaurant and all that. Outcome: Mom was drunk on wine and margarita...(yes... ONE wine and ONE margarita and that was IT).



17. Willy went to Singapore and came back. We have yet to celebrate his belated birthday. I am itching all over to get him drunk.



18. Jay and I are going to be the MC for Joey's wedding. We still have yet to figure out what to wear. My mission for the night: Get wasted!

Fuck, my life is so fucking cool because I am cool. Go me!!!!!