Updates on my totally adventurous life

Wanna know what the fuck has been happening this few months? Here...let me list down all the fucking things I've been fucking doing so you guys can fucking check it out and see that my life is so fucking cool. FUCK! I'M COOL!! (Note...it is not put in proper order...too lazy to do it as my life in itself is unorganized)

1. Charmaine's awesome 'Mad Hatter' birthday bash at 7ate9. I went as a pirate (because pirates wear hats, you dumbass). Steph wore a cowboy hat. Leo got a tophat. Abel wore a cap. Charmaine the bday girl had on a fucking awesome sunhat. Willy wore a berret (is that how u fucking spell it?). Outcome: Birthday girl got smashed. She was so red and so drunk. I was delighted.




2. Jon and Lin came to KL for a break. We went partying at the usual watering hole: Velvet Underground. Firstly, they mixed up our table reservations. Because there was gonna be 11 of us, I asked Jay to reserve a big table by the dancefloor. Outcome: Fucking small table. only 2 fucking chairs. (but its ok coz at least we had a table. Thanks Jay). Got smashed (as usual). Alvin and Jon ended up on the dancefloor with us 3 girls (me, lin, charmaine). Jon had to go home early. Alvin followed Jon back. Byron came late. I wore bright red lipstick and ended up kissing Lin which ended up with me smudging my lipstick all over my face and hers. I made 2 guys kiss (do not want to disclose their names). On the way back to the car, according to Byron, I kept spanking Lin's ass. Charmaine had to drive because I was useless. I called Steph and was raving about some "Cobra God". Charmaine recorded the conversation. Life starts spiraling downwards after that episode. I am now the "Cobra God" girl.
   


3. Steph bought a pair of pink ladybug slippers for me from HAAAA-noi.



4. I am slowly improving my pool playing skills



5. I have managed to dramatically cut down on my alcohol intake



6. I have managed to gain weight and now am officially an ELEPHANT
   


7. Went to Good Charlotte's concert with Christine, Renai, and Nicholas. Nic got us the tickets. I am eternally grateful to him. Being an avid rock ago-go-er...this was my first ever rock concert. How pathetic is that?








8. Started playing Wii...thanks to Steph and Leo. It's so much fun. I've added Wii into my list of "Things I MUST buy before I spend all my salary on alcohol".



9. I ordered the lousiest wine on planet earth. It was so sour that every sip makes you cringe. Steph had to help me finish the bottle. nyeh nyeh nyeh



10. Almost drove into a divider because I was soooo sleepy.



11. Ran over a huge-ass snake. I think it survived the ordeal. I somehow almost punished myself for almost killing an innocent pedastrian (the snake).



12. Went for my FIRST EVER EARTH WIND AND FIRE concert. First time watching them LIVE. I love Earth Wind and Fire and I dont fucking care if you guys hate them.



13. MIKA. Mika changed my life in so many ways. He's a cross between Mick Jagger, Freddie Mercury, and anorexia.



14. Finally watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Movie was great. I'm still in love with Johnny Depp ever since his 21 Jump Street days. Johnny, if you're reading this, I love you.



15. Been playing badminton almost every Thursday. Not so much into squash these days. But still... I suck. I suck so bad. boo hoo me.



16. Mom's birthday. It was one hell of a drama getting the right restaurant and all that. Outcome: Mom was drunk on wine and margarita...(yes... ONE wine and ONE margarita and that was IT).



17. Willy went to Singapore and came back. We have yet to celebrate his belated birthday. I am itching all over to get him drunk.



18. Jay and I are going to be the MC for Joey's wedding. We still have yet to figure out what to wear. My mission for the night: Get wasted!

Fuck, my life is so fucking cool because I am cool. Go me!!!!!

Perverts

This world is just full of them. You can't avoid them and they most certainly are not avoiding us girls. They will go all out in finding ways to get closer to you. Even the scent of your perfume sends shivers down their spine and before you know it, they are already aroused and start moving in on you. It doesn't matter what you wear, you just can't stop them from using their imagination and undressing you with their eyes...their dirty beady eyes. Sad to say, perverts have been breeding profusely in Malaysia. It's like, everywhere you go, you are bound to bump into a pervert or two at every corner. Come on, guys, we girls most certainly are not impressed by all this perversion. Where have all the gentlemen gone? I guess perversion is some sort of disease. I've yet to figure if it's air-borne or if it spreads via bodily fluid. I'll keep you guys posted once I get the answer.

Do you think staring at a girl's bossom will get you in her panties? The last thing a girl would want is to be banged by a dirty boy who has only ONE thing in mind..which is to BANG her. A girl wants a guy who has the whole package: good manners, good career, good hygiene, good future, good listener, good entertainer...and of course, ehem, a good/feasible size (note that I didn't use the word "GREAT" because I know nobody's perfect). Not some slimy bastard who thinks about sex everytime he looks at exposed skin. Well, I guess we have to blame part of it on pornography and on how the media exploits women. Come on guys, don't forget your mother is also a woman. So respect other women like how you respect your own mother.

A woman is like a temple. Respect, my fellow men, respect. All that "Your body's a Wonderland..." song crap is just...yes, crap. A woman's body is a work of fine art..not a play thing.