Wednesday, November 23, 2005
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Lemme see...what's happened so far....Oh yes! The Kent EXCLUSIVE INVITES ONLY PART-AY was fantabulous! Although I didn't had my much deserved share of drinks, I did by far have a great time (except for that one particularly embarassing moment where I tripped and...if it were not for my perfect sense of reflex and balance,chewah, I would've made an idiot of myself by falling over and rolling on the floor exposing my undies to the already half drunk-half horny men standing by). Anyways, as usual, we were on a picture-taking frenzy. Camera whores...what do expect? So there we were...and me in my skimpy dress, frolicking around and being as graceful and less greedy looking (eye balls kept eyeing the drinks bar), we decided to find a good spot to rest our bum bums as it was FREEZING cold in that damn place. I bet if I were to have a flu, it would've frozen in its place. That's how cold it was. Welcome to the ICE AGE, bastards! That's how I felt I was welcomed. But other than that, the event was not that bad. I mean, hey, how bad can it be when there's like, free flow all night long.
Didn't drink much coz was worried about road blocks on the way home. I'm not exactly flushed in my purse department, so I had to make sure to steer clear of roadblocks and other vices which requires bribery and corruption. If only I could turn back the hands of time and get Aaron to drive me down to the party instead. Oh, what a splendid party it could've been! Oh, did I mention that not only can you enjoy free booze, you can also indulge yourself with talking to strangers in toilets and other strange places. I made friends with a girl (I'm sure she's not gay) who was soooo chatty and we hit it off. Problem is, I can't seem to recall her name. Blah! Watever lah.
Anyways, today I'm in JB...my sis and I drove here last night. I'm still awake from last night's road trip. The road was sooooo dark, you could stick your middle finger at the person next to you in the car, and she wouldn't notice a thing! hahaha! Tired now. Gotta get some sleep. Tomorrow's another adventure for me. Ta Ta!
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Sunday, November 13, 2005
Christmas Shopping
Have you done your Christmas Shopping List? I'm in the middle of doing so. Ah! I'm so excited! Not bcoz next month's christmas....it's the shopping I'm so excited about! I love! I love! I love! THIS TIME I'M GONNA GET THAT PAIR OF MISSY-E ADIDAS SHOES. I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF I HAVE TO BLEED THROUGH MY NOSE TO GET IT, I MUST HAVE IT! I MUST! I MUST! AND also the missy-e jersey in white and gold....ooh lala.
I say "Ooh la la la la la..." I say "Ooh la la la la..." -Goldfrapp- (the coolest so far!)
Anyways, no sign of bloody ribeye steak. Still craving but too lazy to drive all the way to bangsar or anywhere that is more than 1km away from my house. If only someone can tapau for me....*hint* *hint*.
Today brought my pup to the park. Lots of dogs there too but mine is the cutest! Go me!
Stupid kids flocking around my dog calling him "Woo Woo". It's BANDIT! HIS FREAKIN' NAME IS BANDIT! Or at least give him a little bit of credit lah...at least call him "Puppy" or "Doggy" or "Cutest dog I've ever seen in my entire childhood, wah so cute, waaaahhhhhh.....sooooooo cute.....Mommy I want a dog EXACTLY like this one but there isn't any. This is the only surviving ADORABLE dog in the whole world and I'm reeked with envy and I shall go home and beat the shit outta my parents coz they didn't think of getting this dog in the first place!!I shall teach them a lesson and not eat my vegetables for the whole month!".
Nice weather today. Woke up at 3pm. Cleaned dog's poo poo in his cage. Went to the park. Ate chicken rice (yum), watched a lil bit of tv, didn't prance around in green top and didn't play game.
GOD I NEED A LIFE THAT IS LESS ORDINARY. I WANT IT TO BE ORGASMIC.
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Saturday, November 12, 2005
I hate pain
Headache. My eyes feel as though they're gonna explode. My head is heavy. My stomache empty. My mouth is dry. Throat hurts. Lips all cracky and shit. and speaking about shit.....i had a good shit....and that was one helluva dump!
My point is.....
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